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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug review

Director: Peter Jackson

Starring: Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage, Aidan Turner, Evangeline Lilly, Ian McKellen, Ken Stott Benedict Cumberbatch, Luke Evans, Orlando Bloom, Lee Pace, Graham McTavish, Stephen Fry, Manu Bennett, Lawrence Makoare, Ryan Gage, John Bell, James Nesbitt, Dean O’Gorman, Stephen Hunter, Sylvester McCoy, Mikael Persbrandt

Love or or hate it, An Unexpected Journey was not to the standard of The Lord of the Rings, the trilogy that The Hobbit was a prequel to. Now, The Desolation of Smaug has arrived and it’s not faultless but I’d happily class this as a return to Rings’ form for Peter Jackson.

The worst is not behind the company as former fish Hobbit-out-of-water Shire Bilbo Baggins (Freeman) once thought. The wizard Gandalf (McKellen) convinces himself to investigate the medlings of the dark Necromancer (Cumberbatch) in Dol Goldur and so leaves the group to face giant spiders and much worse, ie the merciless elf king Thranduil (Pace) and his son Legolas (Bloom), in the forests of Mirkwood. Meanwhile, new Orc on the block Bolg (Makoare) is on the track of the dwarves and Thorin’s (Armitage) desperation leads to a risky deal with a crooked mayor (Fry) and sending Bilbo into an uncertain meeting with the “dormant” dragon Smaug (Cumberbatch…again).

The Desolation of Smaug contains some of the grimmest moments that there’s been in Lord of the Rings/Hobbit franchise. Jackson really is honouring his horror roots with the terrifying spider sequence (it isn’t ripping off the one in Return of the King so don’t worry) but perhaps one to many decapitations. Some oppose it but the lighter moments, however ridiculous, are necessary to balance the terror for what’s essentially a kids movie.

The key advantage of Desolation is the fact that it can just get going into the action after a shady and brief entrance unlike the sluggish opening of An Unexpected Journey. We can get invested into the action almost immediately. The barrel chase is certainly the best set piece of the year but this time around the characters seem to be in no short supply of charm. This second instalment has built a palette of lovable characters; I can easily see Bard (Evans) and Kili (Aidan Turner) quickly becoming fan favourites!

There are quite a few setbacks. Both Lee Pace and Orlando Bloom failed to be engaging in any way, I think all of their lines are in the trailers. Despite still being billed as the lead star, Ian McKellen’s Gandalf has barely any screen time in this film and so his apparent chemistry with Freeman’s Bilbo is therefore non existent. Both Bard and Thorin are owed more lines and there’s a couple of scenes with fairly taccy CG.

All can be forgiven with the sheer terror of Smaug however. Cumberbatch voice work here surpasses his own “John Harrison” to become the villain of the year and possibly the highest quality CG there’s been in an on screen monster. In a way, his immense scale multiplies Bilbo’s courage as Martin Freeman once again delivers a spot on, and fresh, ordinary-guy-turned-hero character performance we’ve seen done wrong too many times.

The Desolation of Smaug has some of the most exciting action there’s been in a fantasy film for a few years. Generally, the performances of those who actually get decently sized roles are brilliant and it’s got some of the great oddball comedy moments of this year. There’s about ten minutes of footage I’d rather see in the extended editions but, as soon as you can except some of the ridiculous elements, you can enjoy the best adventure film there’s been in a while. This trilogy was never going to be quite as good as The Lord of the Rings but, as long as There and Back Again gets back into the action instantly, it will still be a huge fantasy spectacle.

9/10

“Truly the songs and tales fall utterly short of your enormity, oh Smaug the stupendous!”

Tolkien biopic and Spider-Man spin-offs planned and Hammer revives The Abominable Snowman

Toady, we’ve got a trio of potentially excellent new pictures but some will likely be more mainstream than others.

The brilliant Peter Cushing starred in the classic 1957 horror adventure The Abominable Snowman. It could be up for a reboot which Empire describes:

“The new film will find a scientific expedition going off the beaten track and illegally making an ascent up one of the world’s most dangerous mountains. They soon discover why the area is off limits when they reawaken an ancient creature that promises to terrorise them all.” Matthew Read and Jon Croker will be writing the screenplay.

The next is a biopic of the legendary fantasy novelist JRR (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien). He was already an astonishing success but Peter Jackson’s film adaptations of The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit turned Tolkien into a cult phenomenon. The author was Oxford raised and was a member of a writer’s club with CS Lewis. The Hobbit was a huge hit and the studios’ demand for a sequel led Tolkien into a huge period of unrest and indecision. The book took twelve years to complete and the latter third was mostly inspired by the author’s experience in the Second World War.

Fox Searchlight will be producing this one. This story is of huge importance so I hope they get every detail, especially casting, bang on. Peter Jackson’s involvement would be both amazing and unlikely.

The most mainstream of these is the talk of a spin off to The Amazing Spiderman. “We do very much have the ambition about creating a bigger universe around Spider-Man,” said Son’y Michael Lynton a statement published by Deadline. “There are a number of scripts in the works.” Besides the incredible potential of The Aunt May Adventures, a villain story seems to be the go to Spidey spin-off. In many ways, Spidey is the Batman of the Marvel Universe: he has a much richer and varying source of enemies with Green Goblin, Sandman, Venom, Vulture, Dr Octopus, Electro, Rhino and many others among his list of antagonists.

We still don’t know if The Amazing Spiderman’s director, Marc Webb, and star, Andrew Garfield, are related to the production. I would think that 2017 is likely the earliest would could see this as Sony wouldn’t want any spin-offs challenging the many releases of 2015 or crossing paths with the main action of The Amazing Spiderman 3 in 2016. The next we can catch Spidey himself of the big screen is in 2014.

Tolkien – early 2015?

The Abominable Snowman – early 2016?

The Amazing Spider-Man 2 – April 18th 2014

The Amazing Spider-Man 3 – June 10th 2016

Venom/Untitled The Amazing Spider-Man spin-off – 2017?